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drunktrophywife:

Amanda Bynes wasn’t allowed on a flight because she didn’t have proper id because the id she tried to use was “im Amanda Bynes google me”

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sosuperawesome:

At Handmade Arcade today I met someone who paints custom bedroom murals, pretty awesome. :) Devon UK based, Sarah McDonald

This is what my child’s bedroom will look like

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Anonymous asked: Seeing your two straight friends dance at a gay club has made your life complete? You must have a pretty pathetic life.

Insanely pathetic, you have no idea

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Last night was one of the best nights I’ve had in awhile. Seeing my two straight male friends dancing at the gay club made my life complete

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nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

When I haven’t masturbated in a week

nothingcanstopthejuggernaut:

When I haven’t masturbated in a week

Yesterday I ran into this girl I haven’t seen since last semester. After chatting for a bit she asked if I lost weight because she could notice a difference. It makes me feel so good when other people have noticed a change and say you look good.

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hammerito:

clype:holmmes:

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